No, I am not crazy...

Sometimes when I am alone I pretend I am a guest on one of those daytime talk shows like Ricki Lake or Maury Povich.

I don't care much for Jerry Springer anymore. That stuff has to be staged.

Anyway, I pretend my boyfriend or husband brought me on and accused me of cheating.

I play the dialogue in my head. What I would say, what he would say, what the audience would say.

Sometimes I used a Southern or Spanish accent.

I'm not sure why.

That is all.