Irresponsible..

I am convinced that my debit card should be confiscated from me, cut in half and burned.
My knucles should be repeatedly smacked with a ruler.
Further, I should be denied access to my checking account without written permission from 3 adults.
It seems at times that I am physically unable to manage my money responsibly.
It seems that the more money I am given the more likely I am to mismanage it.
I'm one of those people who would win the lottery for like $500,000 and be forced to file for bankruptcy 2 years later. It's very sad.
I need a financial advisor. I need someone to hold my money for me and put me on an allowance.

This is the last LAST LAST time.

That is all.